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14.02.2023 [Article] AUTHOR: Alexander Lapshin.
1 Chinese drone and… pumpkin juice. (Version with a "breath of air" in the de-blockade of Artsakh) 🔷

Another pain of Artsakh touched all sane people. However, world powers, as always, express concern, similar to scabies, which should have been treated even at the stage of the first signs of itching. But while diplomats are trying to apply their knowledge on the spot (hopefully to the right place), people in the blockade (already 65 days) cannot wait. Human physiology cannot be compared with the physiology of a tick, and therefore is incapable of long-term living without food, because all body functions are disturbed.

There are many options for unlocking Artsakh's 120,000 population, and many of them are extreme. But the Armenians, being pacifists, have been trying to talk for many thousands of years. Even with savages.

And so, the question hanging in the air, and the ingenious, in its simplicity, proposal made Alexander Lapshin, traveler and blogger, who miraculously survived wild Azerbaijani dungeons require not only careful study, but also technical execution. In any form? Think, offer. You can not advertise the decision. Do it, and the world will see it, and the enemy will start up and, as it happened more than once, will step back.

Friends!

There is a lot of talk about the blockade of Artsakh. I wonder if cargo drones have already been launched in Stepanakert? Such a thing as in the photo (photo from open sources - see below) costs from 3 to 5 thousand dollars on AliExpress, has a speed of 50 km / h and transports up to 3 kilograms of cargo over a distance of 150 kilometers.< /p>

You can attach a bag of medicines from a pharmacy to it, or several bottles of Coca-Cola (better, pumpkin juice, it is healthier - ed.).

Launching from the Armenian Goris, and lifting to a height of, say, 1.5 kilometers above the terrain, you will reach Stepanakert (the capital of Artsakh - ed.), in about 1-1.5 hours.

 Quadcopter from AliExpress

What can Azerbaijani "peace-loving protesters for the environment" oppose to this?

They have two ways: 1) either do nothing, 2) or randomly shoot from small arms, trying to hit this little toy (drone or quadcopter - an unmanned aerial vehicle controlled remotely, most often from a remote control or from a smartphone) , from the Chinese Internet giant.

Believe me - a person who served in the army - it is very difficult to get from a machine gun, from a distance of 1.5 kilometers, into an object flying high in the sky. But the Azerbaijanis have another way, more reliable and proven: to use portable anti-aircraft missile systems such as "Strela", "Igla" or the Western equivalent of "Stinger". In this case, the chance to shoot down the drone will be quite high, although, given the extremely small size of the drone, the first shot may turn out to be "milk".

There is a third way - 3) use complex and expensive equipment to paralyze the drone and thus throw it off course. But this equipment has a side effect - then the settings are lost not only for the Chinese toy, but also for many other things around. So any option is bad for Azerbaijanis.

As a result, zugzwang is obvious: "It is impossible not to react, it is dangerous to react".

Peace-loving Azerbaijani "environmentalists", or even their military, right in the zone of operation of Russian peacekeepers, will randomly shoot from machine guns and portable MANPADS at a small harmless drone?

And what will it be? That's right: gross violation of the agreements of November 9, 2020! And that's a fact!

On the other hand, the missile launch of the missile defense complex will be recorded by satellites and aviation security services of several countries at once. With this, the Azerbaijanis paralyze all flights, including the airports of Ganja and Baku, and possibly Tbilisi. And these are no longer peaceful environmentalists, but bandits armed with all kinds of weapons. The result of the "environmental breach" is a scandal. Q.E.D.

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NEW FROM THE EDITOR! The authorities of Azerbaijan! Get free advice! Give the "environmentalists" binoculars, Armenian lavash and some cheese, and send them to the forests to observe flying objects. Just please explain to the "protectors of nature" that pigeons are peaceful birds, they cannot be strangled. What is the use of observation? Firstly, the knowledge of the starry sky will not interfere with the "ecologists", and - then, suddenly they will fix the flight of a flying saucer! The humanoids from the flying object identified by the Azerbaijanis will be able - don't worry, they won't show a map of ancient Armenia - they will be able to tell many fabulous stories about the "creation" of the state of Azerbaijan in pure Azerbaijani. And the late Geidar (peace be upon him) from the KGB office of the USSR on Alpha Centauri will confirm the authenticity of the wiretapping, and the population of the country will again, for another 100 years, fall into suspended animation. This time, irrevocably.


Keywords: Alexander Lapshin, Artsakh, blockade, Stepanakert, Goris, quadrocopter (drone), pumpkin juice, "Arrow", "Needle", "Stinger" .

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